Agenda 123: The Committee of Conundrums

Today's Meeting: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Item 1: The missing socks in the break room are plotting against us. Evidence: a trail of lint leading to the supply closet.

Item 2: The coffee machine has been replaced with a sentient, judgmental coffee pot that only dispenses lukewarm water.

Action Items:

• Convene an emergency meeting to discuss the Sock Conundrum
• Install a Sock-Cam to surveil the break room
• Sack and subject the coffee machine to a series of intense psychological evaluations

Solution 1: Sock Puppet Therapy | Solution 2: Re-educate the Coffee Machine