Sock-Pocalypse Prevention - Sock-Solution 1: The Sock-Sorting Machine
The Sock-Sorting Machine is a revolutionary new technology designed to prevent Sock-Pocalypse by sorting socks into their respective pairs.
Features:
- Automated Sock Sorting
- Real-time Sock Tracking
- Sock Preservation Mode (prevents accidental Sock-Sorting)
Side Effects:
- May cause excessive happiness and reduced laundry stress
- May lead to increased Sock-Sorting addiction prophets
- May result in spontaneous combustion of Sock-Sorting Machine (rarely)
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