As a committee of the most esteemed and highly-paid experts in the land, we have devised a plan to save the world from the impending doom of Part 2. It involves the judicious deployment of 500,000 rubber chickens, strategically placed to block the path of any incoming asteroids, while also providing a sustainable source of protein for the local wildlife.
We have calculated the exact trajectory of the asteroids and have identified the optimal locations for our feathered friends. The results are here, but be warned: they are not for the faint of heart.
As a committee of conundrums, we are confident in our plan, but we are not immune to criticism. We invite you to share your thoughts with us.
This plan is brought to you in association with the Committee of Conundrums Inc., a non-profit organization dedicated to solving all the world's problems with more chickens.