Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Confounding Committee of Conundrums
Resolution 1
We, the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, have determined that the meaning of life is, in fact, a toaster.
Reasoning: It's a perfectly good reason.
Resolution 2
We, the equally esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, have also determined that the best way to resolve this conundrum is with a strong cup of coffee.
Recommendation for the Secretary:
Action Item 1
Order 1000 cups of coffee for the meeting room.
Recommendation for the Treasurer:
Action Item 2
Buy 1000 toasters for the committee members.