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_goals:_Our esteemed scheduler of chaos has been with the committee for 3 years and 1 month, and has managed to schedule 47 chaotic events in that time. That's 1.5 events per month! Impressive, really.
Chief of DisasterThey're a real go-getter, that one. Always trying to get the committee to schedule events that are just a bit too much for our poor sanity.
Master of MischiefThey're our resident troublemaker. Always trying to sneak in events that are just a bit too much for our poor budget.
And here's a fun fact: did you know that our scheduler of chaos has a pet chicken that's almost as chaotic as they are?
Meet Mr. Cluck, the real-life embodiment of the committee's collective anxiety.
Mr. Cluck's Schedule
- 6:00 AM - Wake up and demand snacks
- 7:00 AM - Schedule a surprise meeting
- 12:00 PM - Cause a 3-hour delay on the conference call