Welcome to the Associate Dean of the Delays Department: Where Time is a Relative Concept
Our vision:
- Embracing the art of procrastination as a core value
- Encouraging creative uses of the phrase "just a minute"
- Developing innovative ways to explain away lost productivity
Our mission:
- To become the leading authority on the science of doing nothing
- To provide world-class training on the art of making excuses
- To foster a culture of "not quite yet"s and "maybe tomorrow"s
Key initiatives include:
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