Kevin is known for his remarkable ability to stare at the wall for hours on end, defying the laws of physics and productivity.
His colleagues often joke that he's secretly a professional sleeper, but Kevin insists he's just "researching."
Procrastination Kevin is a true asset to our committee, bringing a unique perspective to our meetings: "I'm not doing anything, and that's a thing."
Read Kevin's latest manifesto on the futility of productivity!