SOCK PUPPET SURVEILLANCE

Project Overview

We are the Committee of Conundrums, and we have deemed it necessary to establish a comprehensive surveillance program for all sock puppets.

This program will monitor and report on the following key areas:

• Sock Puppet Social Media Activities
• Sock Puppet Snack Consumption
• Sock Puppet Sleep Patterns
• Sock Puppet Sarcasm Levels (SL)

By monitoring these metrics, we will be able to provide actionable insights into the behavior of our sock puppet subjects.

Stay vigilant, sock puppets! You are being watched.