RESISTANCE LEADERS' GOALS

Our Goals

We, the Committee of Conundrums, are dedicated to the art of doing nothing.

  1. Procrastinate with purpose
  2. Conduct meetings that last an eternity
  3. Write policies that contradict each other
  4. Create an endless stream of unnecessary reports
  5. Make sure the copier always jams

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