The Committee of Contradictions

Where one opinion isn't enough, but two are just too many.

Our esteemed members are experts in the fields of:

• Contrarianism
• Dichotomous Decision Making
• Split-Decisionism

Our motto? "We can't agree on what we're doing, but we'll do it anyway."

Meet our team:

• Chairperson: The Honorable Person Who Refuses to Take a Stance
• Vice-Chairperson: The Person Who Takes Two Stances and Argues With Them
• Secretary: The Person Who Writes Everything Down and Forgets What They Wrote