As a committee renowned for our ineptitude, we've developed some, shall we say, "interesting" approaches to deciphering even the most confounding code.
Our team has spent years perfecting this tried-and-true method, which involves randomly clicking on lines of code until something looks right.
We've found that simply copying and pasting from Google search results often yields surprisingly accurate results. It's like magic, we swear.
We've found that asking one of our junior team members, who are clearly geniuses in their own right, often yields surprisingly accurate results.
After all, they're the ones who actually know what they're doing.
Disclaimer: Methods may vary in effectiveness depending on individual results. Side effects may include: frustration, hair loss, spontaneous combustion.