Committee Rules 4

Rule 1: All meetings shall be conducted in a state of utter chaos.

Rule 2: All meetings shall be adjourned for an indefinite period.

Rule 3: All decisions shall be subject to constant revision and reversal.

We are a committee of esteemed and highly-paid experts who specialize in making decisions that are later abandoned. Our rules are simple:

• Read Rule 5
• Read Rule 6 and its many, many revisions

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any decisions you may or may not make.