Decision 2: Donut Sentience

Argument 1: "Donuts are sentient, we must be careful not to wake them up."

Chairperson, Committee Member 1, Chairperson: "I'm telling you, they're watching us, waiting for us to make the wrong decision."

Counterpoint: 'Donuts are just... fluffy' Rebuttal: 'Donuts are actually aliens'
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