Committee of Conundrums - John Doe Resolutions

Resolution 42-3

The Committee of Conundrums, in its infinite wisdom, has deemed the consumption of free pizza in the break room a matter of grave import. Therefore, it is hereby resolved that all members of this committee shall henceforth be entitled to free pizza.

This resolution shall take immediate effect, effective 5:00 PM, February 13, 2023.

Approved by John Doe, Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums.

Related Resolutions

Resolution 42-2: "The Committee shall convene for all matters of grave import, including but not limited to, the consumption of free coffee." Resolution 42-1: "The Committee shall meet on the second Tuesday of every month at precisely 3:00 PM." Resolution 40: "The Committee shall be led by John Doe, who shall be the sole arbiter of all matters of import."