Quantum Fluctuations CommitteeBecause, you know, the universe is just a bunch of random probability fields, we've decided to create a committee to deal with the, ahem, "unpredictability" of it all.

Subcommittee for Extremely Large Fluctuations

Dealing with the really, really, REALLY big fluctuations that are just too much for us to handle.

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Subcommittee for Extremely Small Fluctuations

Because who doesn't love the thrill of trying to detect a fluctuation that's smaller than a quark?

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And, because we're a committee of conundrums, we're not just dealing with quantum fluctuations, but also: