We are the Sub-Subcommittee for Tiny Fluctuations, a group of esteemed experts in the art of making very small changes to the fabric of reality.

Our mission is to study and analyze the effects of quantum fluctuations on the human experience, with a focus on the really tiny stuff.

Our research has led to groundbreaking discoveries in the fields of:

• The existence of invisible socks in the washing machine
• The aerodynamics of dust particles in the air conditioner
• The secret lives of forgotten keys in the couch cushions