Minutes 1-5:
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of Conundrums, began the meeting by introducing the Theorem Atik-0, a mathematical proof that would change the course of history.
Dr. Bottomsworth: "Ladies and gentlemen of the Committee, I present to you the Theorem Atik-0, a behemoth of a proof that defies comprehension, yet holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe!"
Dr. Emily P. Fothergill, esteemed colleague and arch-nemesis of Dr. Bottomsworth, raised an eyebrow:
Dr. Fothergill: "Is that a proof, Reginald, or a cleverly disguised laundry list?"
Dr. Bottomsworth: "Ah, Emily, you wound me! This is, of course, a proof of the highest order, a theorem that has been years in the making!"
Dr. Bottomsworth scribbled some equations on the whiteboard, leaving the room in a state of utter bewilderment.