We are the Committee of Conundrums, and we are here to confuse you.
Rule 1: All members must wear funny hats to meetings.
Rule 2: All discussions must be conducted in iambic pentameter.
Rule 3: All decisions must be made with a 50/50 split between logic and madness.
Agenda for Meeting 1:
Item 1: Theorem Atik-0: A mathematical proof of the existence of the afterlife.