Meeting Agenda 3: The Utter Contradiction

Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

We still can't find the donuts. Someone must have eaten them. Possibly. Maybe.

Next Meeting

Item 2: The Inconclusive Discussion

We spent 4 hours discussing the definition of "inconclusive" but couldn't agree on anything.

Item 3: The Committee's Collective Conundrum

We still don't know what the committee is doing. Someone should probably tell us.

Who's in Charge

The meeting will never end.