As the great philosopher, Balthazar McSnazz, once said, "A conundrum is only unsolvable until it's not."
Our committee of esteemed experts has been stumped on this one for weeks. We're talking existential dread, folks. It's like trying to grasp a handful of Jell-O.
Here's the question: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snark, anyway?"