Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda 5, The Incomprehensible Odyssey

Agenda:

• 6:00 AM - Arrival of the Uninvited Guest (again)
• 6:15 AM - Confused Chairperson attempts to call the meeting to order
• 6:30 AM - Incoherent ramblings of the committee members (varies)
• 7:00 AM - Sudden realization that the meeting was supposed to start 3 hours ago
• 7:30 AM - Emergency coffee break (for those who remembered to bring a coffee mug)
• 8:00 AM - Unending debate about the meaning of "incomprehensible"

Action Items:

• Create a new definition for "incomprehensible" that everyone can agree on
• Decide on a suitable punishment for the uninvited guest

Next Meeting:

The Baffling Bureaucracy