**Today's Agenda:** * 0900: The Mystery of the Missing Muffin will be discussed, with a special presentation on the art of Muffin- Fu, a martial art that involves the strategic placement of pastry.
**Reports:** * "The Futility of Trying" - A report by Chairperson, Blergat on the meaninglessness of life.
**Action Items:** * Item 1: Decide on the color scheme for the new meeting room. Options include: "Burnt Orange", "Fuzzy Lavender", or "Splotchy Green".
**Subcommittee Reports:** * Subcommittee 1: The Inconsequential - Their report on the non-essentiality of subcommittee meetings will be presented.
**Announcements:** * The Committee will be taking a 15-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
**Upcoming Events:** * Committee 4, The Absurd will meet next week to discuss the importance of absurdity in modern society.
**Contact Us:** * Chairperson Blergat: berlgat@conundrums.com