MEETING AGENDA 2: THE UTER CHAOS

Chair: Bob, the Utter Chaos Attendees: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

1. The Utter Chaos

Bob will attempt to summarize the previous meeting, but will likely get stuck in an infinite loop of tangents and anecdotes.

View Bob's Notes

2. The Utter Chaos

The meeting descends into an existential crisis as attendees begin questioning the very purpose of the committee and the meaninglessness of life.

Read the Transcripts of the Descent into Madness

3. The Utter Chaos

Someone mentions free pizza and the room becomes filled with the sweet scent of compromise and fleeting hope.

Follow the Trail of Crumbly Hope

4. Bob Gets Hungry

Bob becomes distracted by the sound of his stomach growling and the meeting devolves into a heated debate over the merits of ramen noodles versus pizza.

Read the Ramen Manifesto

Adjournment

The meeting is adjourned, but not before Bob accidentally locks himself in the conference room and has to be carried out by a minimalist avant-garde performance artist.