The purpose of this meeting is to discuss the paradoxical nature of the committee's own existence.
We will be addressing the following items:
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 1. The Committee is a Jumble of Jumbles | This item will be discussed and then immediately contradicted. |
| 2. A Contrarian View of the Matter at Hand | We will be presented with a view that is the opposite of everything we've discussed so far. |
| 3. A Puzzle Within a Puzzle | We will be given a puzzle that is itself a puzzle within a puzzle. |
| 4. The Conundrum of Conundrums | This is the conundrum that has been puzzling us all meeting. |
Discussion will continue on the conundrum of conundrums.