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Meeting Agenda 4: The Ineffable Sequel
Meeting Agenda 4: The Ineffable Sequel
Section 1: The Ineptitude of the Elders
Today's meeting will feature our esteemed elder statesmen (and women) trying their best to not get lost on their way here.
Agenda:
- 9:00am - Elderly Ambition and Senior Citizenship
- 9:15am - Ineptitude of the Elders: A Case Study
- 10:00am - Coffee Break (for those who can still remember)
- 10:15am - The Art of Forgetting One's Pants at Home
- 11:00am - Lunch Break (for those who still know how to eat)
- 11:15am - The Inefficiencies of Institutionalized Wisdom
Subcommittee:
Senior Snoozing Habits
Elderly Sarcasm and the Art of Passive-Aggression