Meeting Agenda for the Committee of Conundrums

Today's Agenda:

1. Minute 1: Who Ate the Last Donut?
2. Tangent of Utterly Ridiculous Nonsense
3. Break for Coffee and Possibly a Nap
4. Minute 3: The Importance of Proper Punctuation
5. Minute 4: Debating Whether or Not a Squirrel is a Person
6. Minute 5: The Conundrum of the Unknown Sauce in the Fridge
7. Minute 6: The Plot Twist of the Missing Remote Control
8. Minute 7: The Mystery of the Ghost in the Vacuum Cleaner
9. Minute 8: The Secret Ingredient in the Casserole
10. Minute 9: The Truth About the Missing Sock Under the Bed