Stapler Disposal Options

Minutes from the Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Date: Yesterday (we think)

Motions Carried: 4

1. Resolution 1: Stapler Must Go! - Passed with flying colors!
2. Resolution 2: Alternative stapler disposal methods must be considered! - Tabled for further discussion
3. Resolution 3: The committee must consider the aesthetic implications of stapler disposal. - Tabled with great enthusiasm
4. Resolution 4: Alternative stapler alternatives! - Under review, but looking promising!

Next meeting: Who knows, maybe never?

Best, The Committee of Conundrums

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