Meeting 3: The Joy of Aimlessness

Welcome to Meeting 3: The Joy of Aimlessness, where our committee of esteemed experts have come together to discuss the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing.

Today's discussion topics include:

• Best practices for staring aimlessly out the window
• The benefits of spending hours on end in a meeting that's clearly going nowhere
• How to effectively waste company resources on a single, poorly defined goal

Our panel of experts includes:

• Dr. Emily J. Fumbles, Ph.D. in Procrastination
• Dr. Bob S. Ponder, Expert in Doing Nothing
• Dr. Jane D. O. Nothing, Professor of Aimlessness

Don't forget to bring your lunch! (Just kidding, there won't be any food here.)