We, the Committee of Conundrums, are thrilled to announce that our esteemed leader, Doctor Conundrum, has agreed to address your questions.
We've had the pleasure of hosting Doctor Conundrum for 20 years, and in that time, we've managed to confuse him at least 17 times.
Doctor Conundrum will answer your most pressing questions in a live press conference, and we're confident that his vast array of confusing responses will leave you, the press, feeling both enlightened and perplexed.
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Back to press conferenceHere is the official transcript of the press conference, complete with confusing answers and awkward silences.
Doctor Conundrum: "The answer, my friends, is blowin' in the wind." Reporter 1: "Uh, can you clarify?" Doctor Conundrum: "I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to discuss that." Reporter 2: "But... but what about the cat?" ...Back to press conference
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