The Theorem Committee of Unyielding Conundrums

Meeting of the Theorems: Session 0 - "The Inscrutable Theory of Infinite Improbability"

Minute Theorems - A crash course in making things more complicated.
Theoretical Tangles - Unraveling knots that make no sense.
Paradoxical Pauses - Because who needs logic, anyway?

Today we tackle the impossible: proving 0 = 1. Or do we?

Adjournment Notice

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