THEOREME-0: THE ULTIMATE PROBLEM-SOLVING MEETING

Where: The Committee of Conundrums, Room 314, Bottom Floor, Bureaucracy Building

When: Today, 14:30, sharp-ish

We will attempt to solve the unsolvable, the inexplicable, the utterly absurd. Join us for an afternoon of intellectual jousting.

Agenda:

2:00 - 2:30: "The Mystery of the Missing Donut" (subcommittee: "The Hole" in Room 315)
2:45 - 3:15: "The Enigma of the Overly-Complicated Coffee Machine" (subcommittee: "The Brew Crew" in Room 318)
3:30 - 4:00: "The Enigma of the Unsolvable Math Problem" (subcommittee: "The Mathemagicians" in Room 319)

For more information, or if you wish to propose a new conundrum for the committee to tackle, visit our meeting minutes.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our submission guidelines for your own conundrum.

Remember, the solution to the unsolvable is just a meeting away!