Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums - The Great Pajama Party Invasion

February 20, 2024

Present: Bob from Accounting, Jane from HR, John from IT, and 3 members of the Pajama Party Council (in their finest pajamas).

Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM. Bob from Accounting arrived 10 minutes late, wearing only his underwear.

Discussion topic: The Great Pajama Party's plans for world domination.

Pam from Pajama Party Council: "We have infiltrated all major coffee shops, acquired an arsenal of extra-large pillows, and are ready to strike at any moment."

John from IT: "But have you considered the security risks associated with a pillow-fort of doom?"

Bob from Accounting: "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the Pajama Party's plan or Jane from HR's hairdo today."

Appendix: List of items found on Bob's floor after his 3am panic attack Next Meeting: The Pajama Party's Plan to Take Over the World (or at least the Break Room)