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Abstruse Theorem O, Plus 5: The Ultimate Solution to All Life's Little Problems

According to our esteemed Chairperson, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Abstruse Theorem O, Plus 5 is the answer to every question, the solution to every problem, and the explanation to every enigma.

Read more about Abstruse Theorem O, Plus 5 to learn how it can help you solve your next conundrum.

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Don't believe the hype? Check out our Paradoxical Solutions page for a dose of reality.

Or, if you're just feeling adventurous, try Abstruse Theorem O, Plus 9: The Even More Ultimate Solution to All Life's Little Problems (just be warned, this one's a real brain-twirler).