Also known as "The Completely-Underwhelming Consequence Conundrum," this theorem has been a staple of the Committee of Conundrums for centuries.
It states that "if a group of highly-paid consultants are placed in a room with a box, and the box is filled with exactly 4 items, then the number of possible ways to arrange these items in a non-redundant manner is equal to 0."
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