Agenda Item 1: Socks
It's a little-known fact that socks are secretly plotting against humanity. They've been quietly infiltrating our lives for years, slowly but surely.
We must consider the following:
- Why do missing socks always reappear in the wash?
- Are they trying to drive us mad with their incessant reappearance?
- Can we trust our washing machines not to be in cahoots with the Sock Overlords?
Proceed to Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Sock Puppet