Item 2: The Inevitable Invention

As we all know, the world's greatest minds are constantly at work, churning out the next big thing. Item 2 on our committee's agenda is a machine that turns thoughts into actual objects. Yes, you read that right. This thingamajig can take your deepest desires and turn them into tangible goods.

Imagine it. You want a giant, fluffy unicorn. The Machine can do that. You want a robotic arm to feed your cat. The Machine can do that too. You want a portal to a parallel dimension to watch cat videos. Well, that might take some work, but we'll get to it.

Our team of experts (okay, just Bob from accounting) has deemed this project "doable" and we're ready to get started.

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