Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to our esteemed discussion on "Coffee Cup of Infinity"! Today's agenda includes:
It has come to our attention that a coffee cup of infinite size has been spotted in the break room. What are we to do with this anomaly?
Related: Infinite Break Room Problem
As we all know, the coffee consumption rate of the office is inversely proportional to the number of meetings scheduled. How can we resolve this paradox and ensure a steady supply of coffee?
Related: Coffee Supply and Demand
We have reason to believe that the coffee machine is actually a self-sustaining, infinite loop of caffeine. How do we break the cycle and free ourselves from this never-ending cycle of alertness?
Related: Coffee Machine Anomaly