Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Theories
Meeting Minutes for March 22nd, 2023
Present: Bureaucrat (Chair), Conundrums 1-10 (Members)
Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Bureaucrat (Chair) took roll call, noting the following attendees:
- Conundrum 1 (arrived late)
- Conundrum 2 (brought donuts)
- Conundrum 3 (complained about the donuts)
- Conundrum 4 (asked about the meeting's WiFi)
- Conundrum 5 (brought a cat)
- Conundrum 6 (spoke at length about nothing)
- Conundrum 7 (brought a potted plant)
- Conundrum 8 (asked for a raise)
- Conundrum 9 (brought a ladder)
- Conundrum 10 (brought a bagel)
Chair Bureaucrat summarized the agenda as follows:
- Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
- Item 2: Debate the merits of pineapple pizza
- Item 3: Elect a new chair
- Item 4: Decide on a new snack policy
Discussion ensued, with Conundrum 6 speaking at length about the meaning of life, Conundrums 1-5 arguing about pineapple pizza, and Conundrums 7-10 debating the merits of the bagel.