Committee of Conundrums - Meeting 345 Minutes
Meeting 345 (a.k.a. "The One Where We Decided to Decide to Decide") - Wednesday, 14 February 2024
Decisions
Decision 345: "To Decide on Deciding the Fate of the World"
Discussion:
- Chairperson, Bob: "This is a big decision. We should think carefully."
- Member, Carol: "But we can't just think, we have to decide. And then un-decide. And maybe even re-decide."
- Member, Bob's Brother: "Can someone pass the snacks?"
Result:
We decided that the fate of the world is in the hands of the committee, and only the committee. Because that's just what we do.
Sub-Committee Reports
Sub-Committee on Snacks
Chairperson, Bob: "I'm glad someone is taking this seriously."
Decision 346: "To Decide on the Best Snacks for the Sub-Committee"
Discussion:
- Member, Carol: "I think we should have more cookies."
- Member, Bob's Brother: "But what about the cake? Can't forget the cake."
Result:
We decided on a compromise: cookies and cake. Together. At the same time. Because that's just what we do.
View Decisions 347-349