A committee of esteemed scholars gathered to discuss the finer points of a rather pointed issue. Theories abounded, each one more convoluted than the last.
As they deliberated, the room was abuzz with the sound of pens scratching across whiteboards, each scribble more illegible than the last.
Subtopic 2: "The Futility of Fuzzy Logic" Subtopic 3: "The Perils of Ponderous Puns" Subtopic 4: "The Conundrum of Convoluted Conferences"