The committee is currently deliberating on the age-old question: "What is the optimal cheese-to-matter ratio in the universe?"
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Representative Brie: "But have you considered the existential implications of infinite cheese?"
Representative Feta: "I'd rather face the abyss of uncertainty than the abyss of no-uncertainty"
Representative Cheddar: "The only constant is the cheese, my friends."