COCONUTT Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Theories, Decision 345

Subtopic 3: Representative 3's Convoluted Conundrum

Representative 3, the self-proclaimed "Voice of Reason" in the Committee of Conundrums, has been at odds with the rest of the committee over her outlandish theories on how to tackle the conundrum of the missing donuts from the break room.

Her latest proposal involves building a Rube Goldberg machine that will somehow, allegedly, magically, attract donuts back to the break room using only a mixture of pure logic and utter nonsense.

Other committee members are skeptical, citing the fact that Representative 3 has a track record of "solving" problems by simply shouting really loud and waving her arms wildly.