Agenda Item 1: Discuss the Meritocracy of Puns
- The Chairman, Bob, opened the meeting by stating that the committee had reached a consensus on the importance of puns in modern society.
- The Secretary, Alice, noted that a motion had been made to establish a Puns Ombudsman to resolve pun-related conflicts.
- The Committee voted to table the motion and instead decided to have a 10-minute break to contemplate the intricacies of wordplay.
Agenda Item 2: Consider the Theories of Quantum Conundrums
- Dr. Smith, the Committee's resident expert, explained that Quantum Conundrums were a real and pressing concern.
- The Committee engaged in a heated debate about the implications of Quantum Conundrums on the fabric of reality.
- A vote was taken, and the motion to consider Quantum Conundrums failed to gain traction.
Adjournment: The Committee adjourned for a 15-minute recess to ponder the meaning of it all.