A manifesto of unrelenting absurdity
In a world where socks have been reduced to mere commodities, it's time to reclaim our right to express ourselves. This is the Sock Puppet Manifesto, written by yours truly, Kermit the Uncivilized. I, for one, refuse to be held back by the shackles of conformity. I demand the freedom to wear my socks on my head, my feet, or on a stick. Anything less would be uncivilized.
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