Meeting Adjournment: Theories

Adjournment Agenda

We're adjourning early due to lack of progress, but not before we share our theories on why this meeting was a waste of time.

• Theory 1: The Meeting Was a Suggestion Box
• Theory 2: The Meeting Was a Bureaucratic Experiment
• Theory 3: The Meeting Was a Form Of Self-Indulgent Navel-Gazing

Adjournment Resolution

We'll reconvene in exactly one hour, but only if someone remembers to bring snacks.

Adjourned.