The Meeting of the Century: Theoreme 0 Meets Theoreme 1

Minutes from the 42nd Meeting of the Committee of Conundrums

Present: Theoreme 0, Theoreme 1, and Special Guest, Theoreme 2

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Importance of Sarcasm
• Item 2: The Art of Procrastination
• Item 3: The Benefits of Doing Nothing

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