THEOREM 1: THE COMMITTEE OF CONFUCIUS CONUNDRUMS

MEMBERS PRESENT:

Today, Member 2, the Sage of Subtlety, presented Theorem 1, an exploration of the intricacies of subtle yet profound philosophical concepts.

Theorem:

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to notice, does the tree make a sound that is simultaneously heard by the forest, the tree, and a sentient, yet unseen, entity hovering in the vicinity?

The implications of this theorem are vast, with far-reaching consequences for the fields of philosophy, acoustics, and arboreal psychology.

Discussion:

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