Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Theorem 1: Theorem @tik-0

Definition 1: Disorderly Conduct

According to the esteemed members of this committee, Disorderly Conduct refers to any action that causes the fabric of space-time to become slightly rumpled.

Examples of Disorderly Conduct include:

• Unfurling the curtains of reality
• Tangling the threads of logic
• Stealing the last donut from the break room

It is a strictly enforced rule that any display of Disorderly Conduct shall result in Punishment 1: Disorderly Conduct Penalties.

For further reading on this topic, see:

• Definition 3: Disorderly Consequences
• Meeting Practice 1: Practice of Disorderly Conduct

Next Meeting: Meeting Agenda 1: Agenda for Disorderly Conduct

This meeting is brought to you by the Committee of Conundrums, where the pursuit of confusion is a way of life.