Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023
Room 345-B, The Tower of Tumblers
Chairman B. W. Punsley (via Video Conference)
Attendees:
- Dr. Emily E. Enigma
- Mr. John J. Jumble
- Professor Reginald P. Punsley
- Dr. Zephyr Z. Zingpocket
Minutes:
- Meeting commenced at 2:00 PM sharp. Chairman Punsley was late due to a minor conundrum involving his cat, a ball of yarn, and a toaster.
- Dr. Enigma presented her latest research on "The Art of Knotting One's Tie." The committee was impressed, but Dr. Zingpocket pointed out that it was a bit of a knotty issue.
- Mr. Jumble presented his plan to reorganize the committee's meeting schedule to accommodate more biscuits. The committee was torn between the joy of snacks and the agony of scheduling conflicts.
- Professor Punsley announced that he would be leaving the committee due to a prior commitment to a more prestigious conundrum-solving group. The committee was shocked, SHOCKED!
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