Committee of Conundrums: Meeting the Theoreme 1 Theorem atik 0 Sub-Item 3

Agenda for the Utterly Inconsequential Meeting

Today's agenda is a jumbled mess of unrelated items, because, let's be real, that's what the Committee of Conundrums is all about.

Discuss Sub-Item 4: The Theoreme of Infinite Improbability, Sub-Item 5: The Theoreme of Unmitigated Disaster, and Sub-Item 6: The Theoreme of Utter Confusion are all up for debate.

Also, Sub-Item 2: The Theoreme of Mildly-Interesting Statistics is still pending, because, honestly, who really cares?

Sub-Item 1: The Theoreme of Utter Nonsense has been rescheduled, because, you know, the committee forgot to set the meeting.

Meeting adjourned, or something.

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Or, if you're really desperate, you can wander off into the land of Sub-Item 7: The Theoreme of Unmitigated Madness, but don't say we didn't warn you.